Archive for the ‘Anti-Schnerg’ Category

The Schnerg Remedy – Dancing!!

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Not much to say here other than, great video, great song….. The Love Theme, Boogaloo!

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World Cup Fever

There’s lots of schnerginess happening with the World Cup in full sway: plastic trumpets, drunken Englishmen, Robert Green, the entire contingent of German supporters, the entire contingent of Italian supporters, and Shakira with her stolen anthem. All of these we’ll get in to with our FIFA roundup after the games are done. But this is Anti-Schnerg Day!

So I present to you the best reason to watch soccer – celebrating with Brazillian fans after they win. Enjoy.

Schnerg-inger’s Cat

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Quantum physics, keep your dead cat in the box. Or your alive cat in the box. Or your semi-concsious cat that may or may not be in the box. Either way, who cares? You’re going to blow us to smithereens anyhow, even though we won’t know it, because we’ll be shot backwards in time when you do, to a moment before you did it. That shit is just too confusing.

So while you’re looking for string theory to explain how an electron can be in two places at once, or whatever, we’re going to solve the mystery of the Quantum Schnerg: How is Marc Wootton, a certified non-schnerg, able to play the role of three schnergs AT THE SAME TIME? And even more puzzling, how can three schnergs expose the schnerginess of a city of schnergs?

North Americans, you may be unaware of Mr. Wootton, but that will soon change. When you see his newest show, La La Land, everything you thought was decent and right deep down inside the human soul will be erased. Meet schnerg #1, aspiring actor Gary Garner

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The Anti-Schnerg

So as I get older and more mellow, I think to myself at times, “Self, you should be more positive. Self, you shouldn’t spend so much time bringing people down. Be like Bambi. If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all.” And then I think of this video featuring Bambi. And I go back to the schnerg list.

But to temper that anger with a bit of sunshine, a new category begins today. The Anti-Schnerg. For every Yin, there’s a Yang. And for every schnerg, there’s a Dan Savage. Ok maybe the ratio isn’t 1:1 but there are some cool people out there. Dan is top of the list.

The Anti-Schnerg, A True American Hero

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