As a young boy growing up in the peaceful countryside, I’d often been troubled by people on occassions like family reunions, summer camp, and at school. I didn’t know at the time what they were. I thought: Losers? Assholes? Jerks?  They were all of these things, but there was something greater, a deeper connection, tying them all together.

Now that I have grown up, I have committed myself to naming and shaming these people. Part schmuck, part geek, part nerd, and 100% irritating. They are schnergs.

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