schnergslist

This is a real ad from Craigslist today in the writing jobs section:

Joke/story writer (Anywhere)
Date: 2010-06-06, 4:57PM EDT
Reply to: job-jfuj8-1778448846@craigslist.org

I am very busy guy and need conversation topics for business meetings and group lunches I am on regularly. I need statements like “so question… here’s this scenario. what do you guys think?’ or “hey did you hear about…” etc. they should be funny and light but also intellectual. if you are a comedy writer or a guy who drums up interesting conversations easily let me know. it is not my strong suit. thanks.

* Location: Anywhere
* Compensation: let’s discuss

PostingID: 1778448846

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3 responses to this post.

  1. Dear readers, I invite you to contact our job poster with your ideas for witty and entertaining stories. Dead baby seals are funny, right?

    Reply

    • You know I thought about it, and then making this whole entry much funnier, lengthier, and more hearty but then I decided it was summer time and I’d rather just go hang out in the park.
      (While searching Craigslist for jobs on my iPhone)

      Reply

  2. Posted by Joe on June 8, 2010 at 6:14 pm

    Why do I suspect that the shnergmaster himself has already contacted our job poster with some “funny”, “light”, and “intellectual” chat??

    Reply

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